Wages of Sin - Recaplet Hi, I'm Tarzan. I guess I'm a cop now. And every week,
no matter what small room they put me in, I'm just going to break out
about three times and climb into Jane's bedroom. And I'm going to follow
her around, watching from rooftops. And then at the end of the episode,
I'm gonna perch real cool-like from a roof somewhere, looking out on my
new jungle. There will be rain. The only thing you can't count on is my
shirt coming off. Because Tarzan's feeling a little bit shy now. Have
you seen some of the men in New York? They're really attractive. I'm not
sure if I can compete. So this week I help find a missing boy, who's being
held for ransom. Luckily, we don't really invest ourselves in either the
boy (but for some reason I'm "supposed to"), or the family,
and all motivation is explained away in half a line of dialogue. They
replaced the Cap'n with a new actor. Everybody kind of knows about me
still being alive and dropping Michael off a roof. Anyway, I get another
good stare in with Jane, and as long as I can do that every week, I'm
happy. Plus she said she needs me, and she used me to solve another case.
Oh, yeah. I show you how I "hunt," by finding a child hidden
somewhere in New York City, but I don't really show you "how"
I hunt. I just walk for a long time until it's dark, and Jane follows
me around until I find some place somewhere and that's explanation enough
for me. I like Jane because she says my name a lot, even though she won't
call me Tarzan. |