Rules of Engagement - Recaplet Hi, I'm Tarzan. How about I just unbutton a sleeveless
shirt? Can we call that a compromise? I'm a civilized man, now. I can't
run around flashing nips all day. I mean, I'm working really hard here
to get with Jane, but now she's got all of these rules. Good thing I came
up with a great line. Check out this piece of stellar writing: "Your
rules are lies." So good we must say it thrice. Yeah, this episode
was full of some real choice lines, wasn't it (e.g. "A human person?")?
It's because this week we tried to test a certain theory I had heard.
I got all of my monkey friends and put them in a room with a whole bunch
of typewriters. And then they made this script! Isn't it awesome? And
we've created a new segment for this show. It's called A Minute with Mitch
Pileggi. We tried it out in this episode. Didn't you just love it? Hey,
isn't it crazy that I've been living with Aunt Xena for about three weeks
now, but she's only just remembered that she has a jungle in her mansion
for me to play in? Crazy Aunt Xena. I hope she gets a reason for being
in this show soon. Anyway, I guess I should mention what happened in this
episode, right? Because Cheetah knows we aren't going to remember it by
the title. Let's see. I'm still getting blamed for Michael's death, even
though there's an agoraphobic who totally cleared my name. But since he
doesn't want to leave the house (even though he does without a single
palpitation), for some reason that's enough to have Jane and Sam drop
the lead. Thank goodness we created the A Minute with Mitch Pileggi to
keep that storyline going. And…um…so there's a sniper, but
y'all know that snipers are actually kids now, right? So that's cleared
up pretty much immediately. And -- oh! I have another superpower: I can
jump through time and space, and travel faster than a police car! It's
true. I can show up wherever I want and I totally get to be a policeman!
It's so cool. I guess now that I'm wearing clothes, they're finally giving
me the respect I deserve. And it's great -- I can do whatever I want in
public, but nobody gives an eyewitness account! So I'm sort of still hiding,
even though absolutely everybody knows that I'm alive and well. Isn't
it crazy? Humans are so funny. Man. I'm gonna miss you guys when we're
cancelled next week. |