Emotional Rescue - Recaplet Hi, I'm Tarzan. Fine, I'll take off my shirt. But not
until the very end of the episode. Deal? Well, this week was a very busy
one for me. I had to use almost all of my superpowers, because UselessNicki
got herself into trouble. I learned that if Jane doesn't want to see me,
I can just flirt with her sister and then I'm back in business, baby.
Uncle Skinner confessed his love for me. He got right up in my face and
said it. And you know what I said back? "I ate you." Wasn't
that awesome? I did all kinds of really cool stunts this week, and couldn't
help showing off my newest stunt -- the backflip drop -- about three times.
It's really cool. Aunt Xena loves it. Since the internet is full of crazy
people like you, Jane and Sam kept searching and searching until they
found an angle on their latest gut feeling. Luckily, the paper's headline
always gives the latest case lead, and Jane baits a woman-beater into
almost hitting her. I save everyone in this episode, but for some reason
I wait until after Nicki's kidnapped to save her. Jane won't respect it
if she wasn't there to see it, after all. I'm so getting in Jane's pants
soon! Oh, and that pesky agoraphobe's been living in Uncle Skinner's jungle,
and it looks like he's ready to frame me for murder. That sounds like
fun, doesn't it? Wasn't this week awesome? I fought, I growled, I had
lots of close-ups, I punched things, I had really cool hair, I flirted,
I pouted, I TOOK A SHOWER. It's almost like this show is about me again.
No worries, mate. |