Surrender - Recaplet Hi, I'm Tarzan. I suppose you've heard I've been cancelled.
Yeah, it was fun while it lasted, wasn't it? This week's episode was a
big giant metaphor for this show, starting from when Aunt Xena screamed
at me to "get dressed" to when Jane begged me not to leave,
frantically explaining that we still had so many more options to try.
Ladies: it's over. I'm never taking off my clothes, and I'm just going
to have to go back to the Jungle of Bad Ideas, where I came from. Oh,
I do have some heavy flirting scenes this week in the Minute with Mitch
Pileggi™. So does Xena. UselessNicki is finally completely gone,
and they decided to turn Gene into a bad guy. It really doesn't matter,
does it? I love that the pressure's off. Now I can speak with my Australian
accent freely, which I do like crazy in this episode. Still no kissing,
still no nudity. For Tarzan, first base is a good staring, second base
is a lifting by the arm, and third is some serious sniffing. |